- (T)aking (S)cissors (A)way
- (T)housands (S)tanding (A)round
- (T)ourism (S)uppression (A)gency
However, for people who worry about carbon emissions and climate change, people who think that tourism has environmental and social costs as well as benefits, and people who sell replacement scissors, the current behaviour of the TSA may be welcome. It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good.